i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: , via punkasmxr)


Seeing happy people makes me jealous. I’m jealous because they can get up in the morning. They can turn up to school and they can hold down a job, and as much as it kills me I’m glad they’re happy because there’s too many sad people around

(Source: wolf-hound, via wolf-hound)

me: what do i do to find out about my future

me: *calls 911*